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Bodyguard (sports)
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Categories: metropolis
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I'm a bodyguard. I like to protect your sister, not your brother-in-law. I'm a divine thief, I like to steal your sister, not your brother-in-law. If it's a brat I'm protecting, I'll go for coffee when he falls into the latrine. If it's a widow I'm stealing from my door, and she's not pretty, then I'll steal her gold. If she's pretty, I'll steal her person, and her gold in the process! If you have three thousand weak waters, you can drink them for three days, and if you can't finish them, you can go away!